Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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