I want to make a zoo with you.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
How's work?
Spinning.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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