So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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