Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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