in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
sarcasm needs its own font
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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