It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
sex in a hospital.. check
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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