dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My vagina just clenched in fear
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