There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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