Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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