Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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