I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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