People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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