i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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