South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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