they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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