i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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