you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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