I'm lost and stupid without you.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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