That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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