i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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