I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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