Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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