And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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