Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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