FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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