what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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