i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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