your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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