Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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