My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's blow job season.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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