Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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