I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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