'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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