did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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