I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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