is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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