Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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