That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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