She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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