We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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