I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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