Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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