We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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