Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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