Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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