Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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