just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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