Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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