remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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