Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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