how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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