I must be too annoying 4 u.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
my sisters under your porch take her home
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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